The other night we were playing Pictionary. It was Andrew's turn to draw and he was supposed to draw a snake. I thought he would have an easy time drawing a little squiggle with eyes. I couldn't figure out why he drew this instead:

I could recognize that there was a stick figure, but I asked him to explain the circle with a line through it.
He said, "It's a bum."
"A bum?!!" I yelled.
Exasperated he said, "You said draw a spank!"
Have any of your kids ever hilariously misunderstood you?
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