3.19.2012

TMI Moses


While driving down the canyon---
Herbie: Skunk!
Moses: No, it's me, Herbie.
Herbie: No, I smell a skunk!
Moses: No. I had gas.
Woo and Moses sitting alone at the table---
Moses: I had gas on the potty, Dad.
Woo(reading something): hmm.
Moses: No, I really did, Dad.
Woo: Oh, I believe you, Moses.
Overheard from the next room---
Moses: I peed out of my bum.
Ruby: Was it hard?
Moses: Yes.
Ruby: Then it was poop.
Moses: Poop isn't hard! It's squishy. Like a alligator!
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