Past Blast: Getting the Best of Satan


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Ruby: Mom, I think Satan is trying to tell me something.

Me: Oh? What is he trying to tell you?

Ruby: He's telling me to run upstairs really quick, and then run downstairs really quick, and then sneak into Mom and Dad's room.

Me: Hmmm, interesting.

Ruby: I don't want to do what Satan says.

Me: Well, why don't you just run and close Mom and Dad's door, so you don't have to worry about it.

Ruby: Ok!!
Disaster avoided.

I'm afraid to ask this, but ... Are my kids the only ones who think Satan talks to them?