We finally learned what's triggering Moses' fear of the wind on a walk this week.
Moses (as if having the revelation of a life time): Mom! My hair didn't blow away!
Me: It didn't blow away?
Moses: No! It's stick... it's sticked to my head!
Me: Is that why you've been scared of the wind, Moses?
Moses: Yes, but it didn't blow away! It sticked!
Me: That's great, Moses!
Woo: Moses, you have many years ahead of you before you really have to worry about male pattern baldness.