7.04.2012

Past Blast: Choosing a Baby Name

1.23.11

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In honor of Penelope's birthday this month, I offer this peak into name choosing in our family. Woo has picked all boy names (except Linus), and I have picked all girl names (+ Linus).
Me: Moses, do you like the name Pippa?

Moses: No.

Me: Penelope?

Moses: Yes.

Me: Vera?

Moses: Yes.

Me: Vita?

Moses: Yes.

Me: Pippa (again)?

Moses: Yes.

Me: Thanks, Moses. You've been a lot of help.
Woo has also been thinking a bit about baby names. Here's a list he came up with in Sunday School. I'll leave you to decide which names are real choices, and which ones are jokes. Enjoy!
Rooster bollocks
Buster Brown
Bugsy
Bart
Beebo
Darth earl
Earl Spencer
Earhole Cornwall

Ralph Steven

Vladamir putinstad
Wilbur
Boris
Ottobaun Smithers
Lichtenstein Lemuel
Vortex Q
Texas Hampshire
MacKayo david
Sigmond Friend
Sunshine underpants
Botox silicon
Rudolph Rednose
Willy Wally Woolly
poindexter
Edgar Allan
Hells bells
Xiao Ming
Gordon monson
Grego eggo
iPad app
Flour flower
Pugsly Fester
Xen
Hamhock Vegan
Bloodslaughter princess
Orak Salami
Mitt Rooney
Sunshine butternut
Porky Butterball
Mutton Lover
Ziggy Zaggy
venereal consequence
Dizzy dagger
Mitt Jagger
Vern Erwin
Wormsworth

Thank goodness we had a girl! How does your family pick baby names?




4 comments:

  1. Haha, some of the names are really hilarious! And I spot a Chinese name! "Xiao Ming"! Exciting! :D

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    1. I think a chinese name would be really cool! We've thrown around ethnic names before (always for boys), but never actually done it :).

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  2. bahaha sunshine underpants!! I think your kids' names are so unique, and it's always good to be unique, in my opinion! :)

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    1. Sunshine Underpants would definitely be unique :)!

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