Since I've never been one to do more work than I have to, here are the kids' answers to some questions I asked them about Woo.
What is the best thing you've ever done with Dad?
Linus: Went for my Daddy Day for hot chocolate and for going swimming.
Ruby: Nothing.. I'm joking. Daddy Day!
Herbie: Have Daddy Days!
Moses: Having my Daddy Day.
What does Dad do that makes you laugh?
Linus: Tickle me. He lets me stop and going again riding my bike and my skateboard.What is your dad better at than any other dad?
Ruby: Daddy Day
Moses: Tickle. Be funny!
Linus: He better at riding. At riding his skateboard to the park.
Ruby: Nothing. Daddy Days!
What does Dad do that you want to be able to do some day?
Linus: He likes to go on a train. Like me sometime.What could Dad be better at?
Ruby: Eat candy every day. Potato chips.
Moses: Play video games.
Linus: He can be better at riding his skateboard.
Ruby: Not eating candy that much.
Herbie: Um ... Skateboarding!
What is your favorite thing about Dad?
Linus: He likes to ride his bike like me to the park and around the park.What part of you looks like Dad?
Ruby: That he's my dad.
Herbie: He's nice.
Moses: He's nice to me.
Linus: A haircut!
Ruby: My eyes.
Herbie: My whole body!
Moses: My lips.
How old is Dad?
Linus: 4What does Dad like to do when he's not with you?
Ruby: I don't know.
Linus: He likes to ride his bike to the park without me. And his skateboard too.
What does Dad like to wear?
Linus: Ah, jeans.
Ruby: I don't know. Clothes.
Herbie: I don't know.
Moses: Clothes. Shorts.
Why did Dad marry Mom?
Linus: Cuz.How much money does Dad have?
Ruby: Because she was beautiful.
Herbie: Because Heavenly Father told him to.
Moses: Because he liked her.
Ruby: I don't know. 10 billion?
Herbie: I don't know. 25! ... Dollars! I mean cents!
Moses: 8. (watching me write it down) He really has eight?!
What was Dad like when he was your age?
Linus: He likes his lawn mower when he was my age. Not a toy one. The one that goes.What does Dad want you to do when you grow up?
Ruby: Little. A baby.
Herbie: Like me!
Moses: He played.
Linus: He wants me to play.
Ruby: Barf all over the house. Get a job.
Herbie: Be like him!
Moses: Be a good boy.
Penelope and Archie are too young to answer the questions, but I think they like Woo too.
On days Woo works, he facetimes us from the train before the kids go to bed. The first time he did this, Penelope repeated, "Daddy! Choo-choo? Daddy! Choo-choo?" over and over again for the next half hour. And nobody can get Archie laughing like Woo can.
I hope you all had a good Fathers Day!