Me: Do you want more toast Herbie?
Herbie: No, because it's not healthy.
And I want to grow taller than you and Dad!
Linus: Mom, Nellpea's tattling!
Me (not being able to remember Penelope talking to me): Do you know what tattling is, Linus?
Linus (scowling): No.
Linus: I want you to pick my wife.
Me: You will pick your wife. It will be fun for you.
You wouldn't want who I would pick anyway.
Linus (nodding): I want to pick a green woman.
Me: Why?
Linus: Cuz. I like green.
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Woo (reading): And then shall the wolf dwell with the lamb; and the leopard shall lie down with the kid, and the calf, and the young lion, and the fatling, together; and a little child shall lead them.
Ruby: I'll be friends with a great white shark!
Linus: I'll be friends with a pig.
Ruby (describing some kid from school): He's kind of a bum in the rear.
Woo: Linus, do you want to pull NellPea?
Penelope: No!! I want to pull me!
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The only thing I can remember Moses saying this week:
Me (trying to help Moses to stop panicking over the tiniest things): What's important, Moses?
Moses: Jesus.
Me: Yes.
Moses: You. And Archie. My family.
Me: Yes.
Moses (trying to stump me): Falling in a hole.
Me: Yes.
Moses (laughing): No!
Me: Actually, Moses, if someone falls in a hole I want to know about it.
And Archie is still cute.
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Hope you all had a good week!