Penelope's decided that her new favorite book is the classic Miss Nelson is Missing.  She'll laugh and laugh and request it many times, which is fine with me. Every time I read that book I think, "This book is pure genius!"

Anyways, Penelope likes to say, "I'm a little Miss Nelson!" in her bad guy voice. Which makes me think she really thinks she's the wicked Miss Viola Swamp. She also likes to run around and snap, "Never mind that!"

One night when I was asking Herbie what his favorite moment from the day was, he said, "Oh! Seeing Moses at recess and playing flies-up with him!" and from across the room, Moses said, "That was my favorite moment too!"

Herbie won't wear his bike jersey to school anymore because he says everyone says it's weird and stupid. It's hard to figure out how to tell him that just because all the other 2nd graders don't know what it is, doesn't actually mean it's stupid. Especially without disparaging the other 2nd graders.

Moses: Triceratops--cera means three in dinosaur language.

One day this week, maybe on Wednesday, Moses carefully sounded out and correctly read every word in his scripture during scripture time. Even the long, tricky ones that we had previously believed were over his head. When we all clapped, and Woo said, "I don't think I've ever heard you read that well, ever, Moses!" He said, "I decided to try my best." And he's read that well every day this week. Amazing what a change in attitude can do.

The kids got into the costume bin to pick out their costumes for Halloween and Ruby put on the US Space Camp uniform we have and pulled on a chicken beak and announced she was going to be "a chicken in space," which I thought was brilliant, but apparently she didn't. Because she immediately changed her mind to zombie and then Harry Potter. I keep trying to talk her back into it, but she's refusing because she "was just joking, Mom!" Anyways, it's probably time for me to back out now and let her be whatever the heck she wants to be. I never should've gotten involved in the first place, but darn it, everyone's going to be a zombie ...

Linus had a very successful talk in the primary program. He learned his talk easily, delivered it flawlessly, and there was an audible, collective sigh from the congregation as he finished. Someone accused him of having an unfair cuteness advantage. (It helps to be the only 4 yr old in the ward.) So when he got his assignment for a talk in Primary next week, he was super excited and wanted to start on it as soon as we got home from church. We've begun today, and he's unfortunately not too excited to remember that it takes a bit of work before you can get to that moment of glory.

I was a little too optimistic when I started putting Archie on the potty. Most (but not all) of my kids have been trained about 2 months after they've started walking, and I wasn't expecting Archie to not only crawl up to 18 months, but past it to 19. Anyways, here we are at about 2 months out, and he's starting to make important progress. He goes on demand and will hold it while out of the house. How long it takes him from here, really just depends on what he decides. He could make up his mind next week (But my hopes aren't up, seeing how he doesn't seem to have a trailblazer mind set--more of a sit-back-until-I-have-to one.) It probably depends a bit on his reward. He's happy right now to receive a bite of ice cream for a success, but I'm not sure it's exciting enough to put him over the top. I'll reevaluate in another week or two.

Well, that's about it. Hope you had a good week!



Woo and I reached our 11 year anniversary this week. I kind of wanted to take a picture of us kissing and all the kids running around like crazies to show our 11 year results, but that never happened. Maybe next week. (I know you can't wait.)

We made no plans for our anniversary until the very last minute, when we decided to do sealings and go to lunch. I had a devil of a time finding a sitter, since it was UEA, and eventually just gave up. Woo called his mom, who lives close to a temple and had said she wanted to see the kids. We dropped by Lyndy's on the way home for a short visit. Sorry we didn't catch everyone, we didn't really plan it very well.

We spent the last day of UEA hanging out in the living room. Woo and I laid on the couch and the kids played with a pile of dolls and clothes that a neighbor had dumped off at the house this week. Sometimes it's nice to just lie around and do nothing.

Herbie came home from scouts all excited to tell me that he was the only one to get 500. (We'd talked about my glory days playing 500 in grade school during his last story night.) It turns out that he was the only one to get 500, but some other kids got things like 550, 675, and 7,200.

Woo and I figured out Grandma Marva's age.
Woo: Wow! Are you going to live that long? 
You're going to live 20 years longer than me! 
Moses (nodding in agreement): You eat too many potato chips.

Me: I think you're stinky, NellPea. 
Nellpea: No! Liney is stinky! I can hear him from here!!
Even after I explained that smells are something we experience through our noses and sounds are things we hear through our ears, she still insisted that she could hear how stinky Linus was.

Moses got his cast off this week, but it wasn't healed. Another three weeks in a new cast :(.

Death by pumpkin.

Linus in his car.

Just a few math equations for the road.

Oh, another thing that happened this week is that the kids had parent teacher conferences. Woo had to go into work that day for a meeting. He took the car, so the kids and I rode our bikes. It took an hour. Penelope or Archie or Linus cried almost the entire way there. Ruby did a lot of complaining that we had to go the speed of the slowest rider. Moses and Herbie were great.

When we got to the school and I got kids out of the trailer, there was a huge pile of Penelope's hair in Archie's hand. Later, while crying down the hall on the way to the next teacher, Penelope walked straight into a corner. Let's just say that conferences with Ruby and Herbie's teachers were less than ideal. Moses' went pretty well, mostly because the playground was just out the door and I sent everyone but Archie out there.

Well, that's our week. Hope yours was great!



I made the kids memorize their talks for the Primary Program today, which Herbie thought was "stupid." I launched into a long tale about how my dad had taken a public speaking course at BYU, where he learned that memorizing talks leads to better delivery (do I have that right?) and that I'd had to memorize all my talks as a kid.
Woo: And now you can see where your mother is today.
There was a pause as Woo and I both did some thinking about what benefits from it I could see today.
Me: Um, and now I'm the best talk-giver ever ... 
Moses: No she's not. She's the worst! 

Moses had a field trip this week. When I asked him about it, he said it wasn't that good. When I asked him how his school lunch was, he said, "bad."
Me: Really? You didn't like anything in your lunch? 
Moses: Well, I liked the apples. I ate them. And the carrots, I ate all the carrots. I liked 
the sandwich. But I did NOT like the thing that you eat with peanut butter. 
Me: Um, celery? 
Moses: I did NOT like the celery. 
Me: So you liked everything in your lunch, except the celery? 
Moses (smiling sheepishly): Yeah.
Could've ruined a whole lunch for anybody.

Maybe I shouldn't admit that I haven't done this myself, but Moses taught Linus the Alphabet Song. It doesn't sound like it took long, though.
Me: When did he teach you? 
Linus: Um, when I was in the bath and Moses was on the potty.
Linus is a very neat child. I think he's the only one that cares whether his socks match or not, and was very excited for the pack of new "matching" socks that he got this week. He folds his clothes when he cleans his room. He keeps track of his special possessions like his darth vader slippers. He's a very neat eater and rarely makes a mess. I think so far, with the four oldest kids, we're about 2 for 2 in that area.

Ruby (running to Moses aid): Herbie!! God did not say an eye for an eye! 
He said cheek for a cheek
Just because Moses did something, does NOT mean ... 
Sounds like a little clarification is needed there ...

Ruby loves Archie and is always a big help with him. She loves to just hang out and play besides dress him, get his milk or food, keep him out of the road while playing outside, push his stroller, etc.

This week Penelope learned to ride her bike REALLY fast. No more walking while sitting on a bike.

When Penelope wakes up from her nap, she likes to "read" a book. She doesn't even bother to open the curtains. She can tell the story and even turn the pages in the dark.

We got a cub scout merchandise catalog in the mail, and I made the mistake of letting Herbie look at it instead of just tossing it. He's made a huge Christmas list now including: the official cub scout watch, cub scout hoodie, several pocketknives, and the most enthralling of all: earbuds and portable speaker with the official cub scout insignia.

I broke down the crib this week and put Archie on the bottom bunk. If I stay in his room to supervise, he'll constantly crawl out of bed, and even break through baby gates. If I stay away, he'll play around a little in bed like he's in his crib, and then fall asleep.

Woo opted to stay in the car while we ran into Walmart, which took longer than I had anticipated.
Woo: That was the most horrible hour of my life! 
The only way it could've possibly been any worse is if I'd been inside the Walmart!
Hear, hear. Woo and I feel like our life is draining away every time we go in, mostly because it takes so long to get anything out of there.

After conducting several experiments, it's been determined that Woo can get the kids to snack on fruits and vegetables like no other human on the planet. It works like this:
Kids: We're hungry.
Me: Eat a cucumber.
Kids: No.
Woo (washing a cucumber and taking a loud, crunchy bite out of it): Mmmmm! Who wants a cucumber?
Kids: ME!!!
Woo (slicing an entire plate of apples, and then stuffing his mouth): These taste just like candy! Does anyone want an apple slice?
Kids: ME!!!
I got a cell phone this week. Yes, a real one. The first cell phone I've had in 10 1/2 years. Woo is jealous because I got the easiest number in the world (he says).

My favorite talks from Conference might have actually been from the General Woman's session this year. I loved Sister Marriot's talk. Sister Burton's talk was not my favorite, but in rereading it, I was intrigued by the title. This last week I've done a lot of reading in Alma 45-50. It occurred to me (for maybe the first time) that it's my responsibility to be the Captain Moroni for my family. Reading it in that light has brought insights.

The week or so before Conference, I'd done a lot of thinking and study about fasting and prayer. As usual, Pres. Eyring had answers for me (also his First Presidency message this month) and also Elder Holland. But, I look forward to reading them all again.

Well, that's about it. I hope you all had a great week!



This week I encountered one of my worst fears (taking six little kids to an amusement park. Or just an amusement park, period) after Woo twisted my arm and got free tickets for the Vivint end of year party. And it turned out to be--not bad. Some might even call it fun.

We walked right in and Woo took all kids who were tall enough on the first roller coaster he saw. Moses was wise enough to back out at the last minute. Herbie was in for a very unpleasant surprise.

Woo had to yell, "Breathe, Herbie! Breathe!" and then after that he was close to hyperventilating until well after his feet were on the ground. It reminded me of myself on a roller coaster, which I have not experienced in over 15 years. I've loved every second of it.

Ruby mostly had fun, and went on a few other rides with Woo. The Lagoon trip contributed to this being the "best week of my life!" (The other exciting events being chosen for Lunch Duty and Flag Duty.)

Woo went on the biggest roller coaster alone (that's him waving, of course), but mostly we stuck to the kiddie area, where the kids had a lot of fun. Except Penelope. You may notice that Penelope is not in any of these pictures because she was too scared to ride anything, except for the train. Even standing next to a few of the louder rides would make her cry.

When the other kids were listing all their favorite rides on the way home, Penelope piped up, "My favorite ride was the train! And---"

Woo: The train's the only ride you went on, Penelope.

It's the only one I went on too, so I guess it also was my favorite. (That smile may or may not be 100% genuine.)

Vivint provided dinner, which was pretty reminiscent of cafeteria food, but it was (1) free and (2) I didn't have to make it. Woo and I are willing to drop a lot of our dinner standards when those two things are involved.

During dinner we met up with one of Woo's work friends and Moses did what he could to be impressive by running real fast up one end of the table and then down the other. I think it worked.

Of course, my internal "let's-get-out-of-here" clock went off and I hustled everyone out before they were really ready to go. The only thing that I regret maybe a tiny bit is that I didn't get to see Archie and Linus go around on the "baby boats" ride.

Well, that's about it. I hope you all had a great week!