The first award goes to Ruby, Herbie, Moses and Woo for---
The Best Game of Ultimate Played All Year.
Most Surprisingly Good Player:
Moses
Best Tosses:
Herbie
By Far the Best Overall Skills:
Woo
Most Likely to Make Me Jealous I had a Head Cold and Just Walking Produced a Splitting Headache:
All of them.
Most Likely to Take the Pack Meeting Carnival Very Seriously:
Linus
The Winner of the Best Overall Prize:
Moses (with a pocket knife)
Best Costume Made of Cardboard in the Shape of Minnesota:
Ruby
First Place Stick Inspector:
Archie
To be continued...